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Joker: shary
3 month ago
Notice to All Readers of 'The Love Of Money' Dear Story by Shary Novel Readers, We hope you have enjoyed the journey through 'The Love Of Money.' We want to inform you that this captivating novel is nearing its conclusion. Exciting news awaits! We will be launching a brand new novel this August, and we can't wait for you to dive into another thrilling story. Stay tuned for updates, and thank you for being a part of our reading community! Happy reading! Warm regards, Shary Foster
JOKES | GISTS | LYRICS
Joker: shary
3 month ago
GIST: Manchester United are ready to approach Aston Villa
about a move for Emi Martinez as they look to solve
their goalkeeper conundrum.
With Andre Onana ruled out for the start of the new
Premier League season due to a torn hamstring,
United boss Ruben Amorim needs a top-quality option
between the posts to stiffen his side's spine.
Amorim has added Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbuemo
to his squad but the Portuguese has now set his sights
on Argentine World Cup winner Martinez to provide the
third leg of his summer rebuild.
It is understood United held discussions over the
weekend about signing the 32-year-old who, ironically,
was sent-off in the final match of last season at Old
Trafford when Villa lost 2-0 and missed out
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Joker: shary
3 month ago
GOAT: ‘I like everything he did’ –
Lamine Yamal names greatest
player of all time
Barcelona star, Lamine Yamal, has named Lionel Messi
as the greatest footballer of all time.
Yamal, 17, a huge fan of Messi, who, has on his own
spoken highly of him.
Yamal stated his position on the GOAT debate while
speaking to the press at an event in China.
He said he believes that former Barcelona man is the
greatest in history.
He said, via Barca Universal, “For me, Messi is the
greatest player in history.
“Everything he did, all over the pitch, everything about
his game, I liked it all, and it has truly been something
beautiful for me.”
It would not be surprising if Yamal is named alongside
Messi in the list of the 2025 Ballon d’Or nominees.
JOKES | GISTS | LYRICS
Joker: shary
3 month ago
(02): He thought for a moment, then leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper. 'Alright, here goes... I accidentally left the toilet seat up this morning.' She gasped, her cheeks turning a bright shade of red as she covered her mouth in surprise. 'Oh no! That's scandalous!' she exclaimed, laughing. 'Looks like I owe you a kiss!' he said with a playful grin. They shared another sweet kiss, both enjoying the light-hearted banter. As they pulled away, she teased him, 'You know, if you keep this up, we might need to take our game home!' With a wink, he replied, 'Just wait until I tell you about my sock drawer!' And so, their evening turned into a delightful mix of laughter and playful teasing, proving that sometimes, even the simplest things can lead to the most fun!
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Joker: shary
3 month ago
(01): A husband and wife were having a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant. As they enjoyed their meal, the husband leaned in and said, 'You know, honey, I was thinking we could spice things up tonight.' Intrigued, the wife raised an eyebrow. 'Oh really? What do you have in mind?' He smirked and replied, 'How about we play a little game? I'll whisper something naughty in your ear, and if you blush, you owe me a kiss. If you don't blush, I owe you a kiss!' She giggled and agreed. He leaned in and whispered, 'I forgot to take out the trash this morning.' She burst into laughter and blushed, saying, 'Okay, that's definitely worth a kiss!' They shared a sweet kiss, and as they pulled away, she said, 'Now it's your turn!
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Joker: shary
3 month ago
The Talking DogA man sees a sign in front of a house: 'Talking Dog for Sale.' Intrigued, he knocks on the door. The owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. When the man goes into the backyard, he sees a dog sitting there. 'So, what have you done with your life?' the man asks the dog. The dog replies, 'Well, I've lived a full life. I was a guide dog for the blind for several years. Then, I worked with the police to sniff out drugs. Now, I'm retired and just enjoy relaxing.' Astonished by the dog's story, the man asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. The owner says, 'Ten dollars.' 'Ten dollars? Why so cheap?' the man asks. The owner replies, 'Because he's a liar! He didn't do any of that stuff!' The man, still amazed, asks the dog, 'Why would you lie about that?' The dog looks up and says, 'Well, I figured if I told you the truth, you wouldn't want to buy me!'
