Home Alone Episode 7
20-07-25 (09:34)
I instantly froze before turning around, oh my God… Not
again,
Me: *whispered in anger* Samuel!!!
Samuel: *whispering* hahaha, wetin again.
I looked inside and miss Jennifer has gotten up, she
was cleaning the mess she made on her couch.
I looked at Samuel and I dragged him to a corner far
from Jennifer’s room.
Me: thunder go fire you oo.
Samuel: na wetin I do again.
Me: thunder fire you! You just dey bust out dey spoil
my show anyhow. You dey craze?
Samuel: see mumu o. You no go even thank God say
na me. Imagine say na your mother abi na another
person wey touch you, you go fit talk?
Me: make I no talk first, but abeg just leave me make I
dey flex. I beg you in the name of God…
Samuel: no prob.
Me: how far with Ruth na.
Samuel: baba, I don score three point o (meaning he
just fuc.ked her)
Me: wait o, how manage.
Samuel: you no see say na their place I dey come
from?
Me: na true, your mother say you go there.
Samuel: yes na, I tell her say I dey go there but when I
go, I surprise o. Rose and their parents commot go
greet person.
Me: no wonder, that’s why you just dey dey score
three points anyhow. We be the same be that. Me too
don score three point with Amaka and joy.
Samuel: God forbid, I no dey like you o.
My own three points na with my babe o. You too like
to chooke your BEAST for every girl hole.
Me: tarh, I get choice and moreover, na them dey come
meet me, no be me dey meet them.
Samuel: I don hear but wait, sheybi today na the first
time you dey see Jennifer dey self service?
Me: yes oo and I surprise.
Samuel: baba, you never start. She like am o, and the
worst thing self be say she no dey carry man come her
house, she go just dey do her thing by herself. I dey
see her well well naw.
Me: hmm, I just dey think, Imagine how bleeping her
go dey..
Samuel: I talk am, you like to chooke your thing for
every girl p—y.
Me: hahahahahaha.
Mum: *shouting* Idris!! Tomorrow is school o, come and
eat and have some sleep.
Me: baba, tomorrow we go see.
Samuel: ok naw, make I go rest.
We shook our hands and I ran home. Today has been a
little bit adventurous for me but the part where' I
fainted remained a mystery to me.
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NEXT DAY…
I woke up with a smile on my face and walked to my
parent’s room, my Dad was packing his clothes inside a
bag.
Me: good morning dad, good morning mum.
Dad and mum: good morning.
Me: are you going out to your duty post?
Dad: yes.
I sighed, unlike anyother duty post, My dad’s duty post
isn’t in Rivers state. They do guard an oil pipeline in
Bayesla so we get to see him thrice in three months or
four months depending on the case maybe.
He has spent his three days with us and he will be out
for another three months again. Well, we have gotten
used to it. I mean he do get millions from guiding the
oil pipeline.
Dad: have this, I will send more to you later.
He said giving me a bundle of one thousand naira
notes. I smiled, thank him and left. Girls go suffer!
Within 30 minutes, he was done with parking and he
entered inside his car and drove off, I just love my dad.
Not up to an hour later, we were through with
breakfasts and my mum took my little brother to his
school with her car while I met Samuel and we both
went to school at the same time. Don't forget to leave a Comment 
